3:00 PM – Dorian:

Stumbled upon one of the economic wonders of the world—Boron, CA. AKA the Boron capital of the world. Amazingly, we only saw a total of ten people in the city, a testament to modern technology's ability to replace human labor. We stopped at Domingo's Mexican and Seafood for a bathroom break and a Pacifico. Met Domingo himself. After showing us a selection of his military coin collection—237 in all—the topic of conversation quickly changed from the lack of teaching jobs in California to the many lies of Barack Obama. He left us with a reminder that Ronald Reagan, unlike Obama, was a president who put America first. Back to the car now, Pearl is hammered.